Who the hell am I?

That’s a really good question. I’m not really sure myself. Here’s the basics:

I’m Nikki(not my legal name, but it’s my name nevertheless)

I’m 28

I live in Oklahoma City

I work in customer service for a major insurance company, who I shall not name because I’m not dumb enough to get fired for writing about my job.

I’m an extrovert and an introvert, if that makes any sense

Most of my opinions about things are pretty contradictory

I cant spell the word definitely. The only reason I could spell it this time is because there’s spellcheck. If not, I’d be screwed.

I was baptised Southern Baptist at the age of 13, but I’m still not 100% sure that I ‘m going to heaven. God and I have an interesting relationship.

My mom and I have a love/hate relationship

I live with my best friend, but I’m not sure we’re best friends.

I’m sarcastic…no, seriously.

I’m a celebrity gossip whore.

I think that’s enough of the basics. I’m sure I’ll update this when I think of other stuff.